PAYING OUR RESPECTS
There are two things we will never pass up here at goodr: a good pun and a chance to pay homage to one of the greatest humans ever, David Bowie. These clear and purple BFG sunglasses combine both these endeavors in a grammatically delicious way.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 GRADIENT LENSES
Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.
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