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RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING! FASHION!
Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!
OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!
Your move, Hare.
*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)
- 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4 ALL FASHION Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?
- 5 NO CATCALLS We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
- Reflective Mirrored Lenses
- Fits regular heads