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Always Be Closing Sunglasses

| G00206-OG-GD6-RF
Regular price $25.00
Sale price $25.00 Regular price $25.00
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    Polarized, mirrored lenses
    No slip grip
    No bounce when running


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    • No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
    • No Bounce: The OG frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running
    • All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
    • Originals: A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)