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Dr. Ray, Sting Sunglasses

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Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PH-G, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PH-G glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

  • No Slip
  • No Bounce
  • All Polarized
  • No Dissertation 

STOP WITH THE F***ING STINGRAY JOKES! An Editorial by Dr. Ray, Sting