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Mud Wrestling with Nedry Sunglasses

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REWIND SERIES: DINO SHADES

You have THE most annoying upstairs neighbor. He’s basically your nemesis, a disgruntled postal worker named “Newman”. (So he says.) You suspect his name is ACTUALLY Nedry. He’s probably not even a postal worker!!! What if he’s a smuggler of dinosaur embryos?! And what if, one rainy night on Isla Nublar, he found himself getting a poison saliva facial from an angry Dilophosaurus on a mud-soaked river bank?! Meh, he probably had it comin'.

INTRODUCTING MUD WRESTLING WITH NEDRY


A pair of sunnies...65 million years in the making...

Honoring a scoundrel who was eaten by dinosaurs...in the 1990s...

(Reminder: Birds are basically dinosaurs. Flamingos are birds. Therefore, flamingos are weird, flamboyant dinosaurs. At least, that's Carl the Flamingo's rationale for why he constantly tries to eat us.)

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