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Thanks, They’re Vibranium Sunglasses

$30

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WHO SAID SAVING THE WORLD CAN’T BE FUN? Now take these sunnies and run, smash, throw, leap, or fly to where you’re needed. If you’re not feeling these, try our other heroic shades for Super Hero size.

No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.

  • No Slip
  • No Bounce
  • All Polarized
  • No Leopards

How dare you?!?! I bought Thanks, They're Vibranium sunnies, thinking they're made out of, oh, I don't know, VIBRANIUM?!?!?! But NOOOOOO!!!! Plastic!!! That can't store or transfer large amounts of kinetic energy!!!

When people complimented me on these baddies, I said, 'Thanks, They're Vibranium.' But they're not. YOU MADE ME INTO A LIAR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

Otherwise, I love them. Stellar no-slip no-bounce sunnies, with fantastic comic art of Marvel's Captain America. 9.9 out of 10. (Docked you 0.01 point for no vibranium.) Have a wonderful day.

Sincerely,
Barthlton Witherswip, DDS.

- a very real* email to goodr's Customer Service department
*not real

  • Scratch Resistant & Shatter Proof Layer
  • Polarized Filter
  • Scratch Resistant & Shatter Proof Layer
  • UV 400 Protection

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