The New Prospector Sunglasses
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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
- No Slip
- No Bounce
- All Polarized
- No Dissertation
MINING ASPIRATIONS
Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?!
Rumor has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...
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