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The New Prospector Sunglasses

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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

  • No Slip
  • No Bounce
  • All Polarized
  • No Dissertation

MINING ASPIRATIONS


Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?!

Rumor has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...

 

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